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Hi, I'm Jethro Jones, you may remember me from such thought-provoking posts as: His Holiness Bill Gates

Anyway, to get to the subject of my post. Could someone please tell me why HTML, is not a language?

Does it not have little <codelike> things. Does it not contain commands? Is the full name one word?

Does it not take ages to learn? And finally, does it not does something?

I hate all the "not a proper language" insults.

Also someone once told me that MS-DOS Batch wasn't a programming language. Well if it isn't a language, then Shell sure can't be a language!

Thank you,
Jethro Perraza Jones