I found this at a newsgroup I subscribe to. Fits just as good at AntiOnline:





1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail


list that the light bulb has been changed


14 to share similar experiences of changing light


bulbs and how the light bulb could have been


changed differently.


7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.


27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about


changing light bulbs.


53 to flame the spell checkers


156 to write to the list administrator complaining about


the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness


to this mail list.


41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.


109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and


to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb


203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar,


alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing


light bulbs be stopped.


111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we


are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts


**are** relevant to this mail list.


306 to debate which method of changing light


bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs,


what brand of light bulbs work best for this


technique, and what brands are faulty.


27 to post URLs where one can see examples of


different light bulbs


14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and


to post corrected URLs.


3 to post about links they found from the URLs that


are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs


relevant to this list.


33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote


them including all headers and footers, and then


add "Me Too."


12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing


because they cannot handle the light bulb


controversey.


19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."


4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.


1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.


47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion


was meant for, leave it here.


143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.