Don't be ashamed. It's for good cause. I guess.


Here a funny:

ALERT:



------- Pfizer Corp. (NYSE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will
be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a
mixer, under the name "Mount And Do".

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."