If u couldnt figure it out on ur own.. The thing under this text is a log i took on IRC on IrCQNet . Aparently I am a hacker because of my nickname of NetSyn and when i was found out not to be a hack.. i was then targeted by a "elite script kiddy" haha well my nick is NetSyn and the idiots nickname was Henti.. Please enjoy

[17:43] <Henti> Hi!
[17:43] <NetSyn> Do i know you?
[17:44] <Henti> ur a hacker so u should!
[17:44] <NetSyn> Um... Who said i was a hacker?
[17:45] <Henti> well with a name like that u have to be
[17:45] <NetSyn> i dont think a name has anything to do with who a person is.. i can name my kid hitler but that doesnt mean hes gonna do what hitler did
[17:45] <Henti> dont be like this i just want u to teach me how to hack
[17:46] <NetSyn> by what i hear from u it doesnt sound like u could learn how to cook a TV dinner let alone hack ur way out of a wet paper bag...
[17:46] <Henti> hey watch what u say kiddy i might not know everything but i have nukers
[17:47] <NetSyn> oh.. im sorry i insulted ur intelligence u are aparently way too elite for me..
[17:48] <Henti> dont mock me u wannabe ****!
[17:48] <NetSyn> pot calling the kettle black..
[17:50] <Henti> what do u mean by that
[17:50] <NetSyn> nothing...
[17:50] <Henti> im going to root u now
[17:50] <Henti> haha u have a big security hole in ur computer i can sploit haha
[17:52] <NetSyn> oh..?
[17:53] <Henti> im gonna get in it and delete ur bios
[17:53] <NetSyn> oh.. please dont do that
[17:53] <Henti> haha wow ur computer really sucks ass
[17:54] <NetSyn> um.. okay?
[17:54] <Henti> im in ur telephone now and im downloading all ur phone convos hahaha
[17:55] <NetSyn> wow.. u must be elite... so what security hole is this ur usin on me?
[17:56] <Henti> nothing ud understand cause its a linux hacker file!
[17:56] <NetSyn> try me..
[17:56] <Henti> no shut up!
[17:57] <NetSyn> what distro of linux are u running?
[17:57] <Henti> i run linux u idiot
[17:57] <NetSyn> mandrake? red hat? what?
[17:57] <Henti> LINUX U IDIOT!
[17:58] <NetSyn> oh... i c... wow u must be really cool at school?
[17:58] <Henti> i got alot of girlfriends cause im hot and sexy
[17:59] <NetSyn> okay.. well ima go cya
[18:00] <Henti> haha ya run away lamer
[18:01] <NetSyn> quick question.. Whats the dif between TCP and UDP ? and whats a IP #?
[18:02] <Henti> IP is a internet proxy
[18:02] <Henti> TCP is the thing in a trojan to hack people
[18:04] <NetSyn> wow... u really are a hacker... well say bye okay?
[18:05] <Henti> im going to hack u again
[18:08] *** Quits: Henti (~IrCQNet@--------*.zianet.com) (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)


Please post any funny logs u have like this.. i always get a good laugh out of them

BTW my fav part of that log was the fact that the kid thought IP stoof for Internet Proxy

_NetSyn_