A friend sent this to me and I thought it was pretty funny... hope you enjoy.

SIGNS THAT YOU LIVE IN THE YEAR 2002
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> 1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
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> 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
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> 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He
> e -mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
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> 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
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> 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
> you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
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> 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if
> it contains Echinacea.
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> 7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn son
> so she can create a screen saver.
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> 8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
> anyone is home.
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> 9. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom
> of the screen.
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> 10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now
> sells for half the price you paid.
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> 11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
> first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and you turn
> around to go get it.
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> 12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase
> would be a hassle and take planning.
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> 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of
> the back seat of your car.
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> 14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not
> have e-mail addresses.
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> 15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
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> 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
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> 17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
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> 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
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> 19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
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> 20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful
> feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
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> 21. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
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> 22. You wake up at 3:00 am to go to the bathroom
> and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
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> 24. You're reading this.
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> 25. AND even worse; you're going to send it on to a friend.
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