>One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are
>about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, when the guy
>starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans
>with
>his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would
>you
>give me a lil'head?"
>
>Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
>
>"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asks grinning at
>her.
>
>"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
>
>"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
>
>"No way. It's just too risky!"
>
>"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
>
>"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
>
>"Oh yes you can. Please?"
>
>"No, no. I just can't"
>
>"I'm begging you ... "
>
>Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
>sister
>shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she
>says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a lil' head, or I can do
>it. Or
>if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it.
>But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"