Things i would love to tell some of the non-thinking @55holes that call up here.
"Call tech support they'll think for you!!!"


I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

Ahhhh ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of veiw.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce


To Manager on the floor::How do I set a laser printer to stun?