I get all these in my mail from my faimly, thought I would share the jokes with you.
Hanging
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> There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them
from
> a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a
> woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because
if
> they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one
> could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching
> speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others,
because
> women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and
> giving in to men... All of the men started clapping.
>
>
> The Taxi
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> A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
> question.
>
> The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,
> went up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a shop window.
>
> For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver
> said, "Look, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights
> out of me!"
>
> The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a
> little tap could scare him so much.
>
> The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
> Today is my first day as a cab driver.
>
> I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years."
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