Had to share this, it was too funny to pass up.. Next time you are reading the classifieds looking for a date, beware.... there may be some misleading comments made.......(no kidding)


Classified Ad

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant.
I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods.
Riding in your pickup truck.
Hunting
Camping
Fishing trips.
Cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of
your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from
work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.

(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy
was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)