Subject: Medical Mystery Solved

a. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

b. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat
and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British and Americans

c. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British and Americans

d. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine,
and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans

e. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like,
It is speaking English that kills you.


Hmmpf! The answer was right in front of our faces all the time.