These are real laws in the state I live(kentucky) goes to show to how stupid our government can be.

In Lexington Kentucky,
-It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
-By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

In Owensboro Kentucky,
-A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.
-One may not receive anal sex.