I can relate to this.


Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by retiring

Texas Republican Member of The House of Representatives, Dick Armey,

who was asked:

"If you had been in President Clinton's place, would you have resigned?"

He responded:

"If I were in the President's place I would not have gotten a chance to

resign. I would be laying in a pool of my own blood, hearing Mrs. Armey

standing over me saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?"




That'd be my wife.