> > Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house
> > > together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She
> > > puts her foot in, pauses, and yells down the stairs,
> > > "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
> > >
> > > The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come
> > > up and see." She starts up the steps and pauses, "Was
> > > I going up the stairs or down?"
> > >
> > > The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having
> > > tea listening to her sisters. Shaking her head she
> > > says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," and
> > > knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll
> > > come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at
> > > the door."