|
-
May 19th, 2002, 06:09 PM
#1
Calling all Irish......
....well anyone really
just thought those of us form the emerald Isle would appriciate this sites humour (esp The northerners) Portadown News
very amusing...
Lord Saville has summoned God to appear before the Bloody Sunday Tribunal. Mr Jehovah God (15 billion), of no fixed abode, is believed to have been the Officer Commanding the Universe at the time of the shootings.
Among the questions Mr God is expected to face are: "Why do bad things happen to good people?" and "Why isn’t life fair?" The Tribunal also wishes to know why Mr God is often referred to as ‘The Lord’, a title normally reserved for addressing Lord Saville.
Mr God’s present whereabouts are unknown: he was last seen in the company of a young woman in the Bethlehem area, on the night of March 25th 1BC.
"If Mr God fails to attend the Tribunal, I will force him to appear," said Lord Saville, "possibly by finding the Ark of the Covenant and opening it, like in Indiana Jones."
check out the archives as well some seriously funny stuff
v_Ln
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
-
Forum Rules
|
|