here is a nice email I got from an unnamed AO person, who wanted a little help...

"hey, i am really really a newbie hacker (well i shouldn't even refer to my self as a hacker) and i need some help. i need a simple prog that i can use on aol. i own a mac, so the prog has to be mac compabdible . i am running aol 5.0 and i really need some help. you see, this stupid kid got me suspended from school for one week, and i need to get him back. please peoples, please help me out. thanks soo much"

Now as most of you know, I am a gov't drone (DC City gov't not fed), and my email ends with .gov.... I would think that would discourage this kind of email, but I guess not....

My response...

"Let me get this straight....

You want me (a gov't employee) to assist you with commiting a felony because you acted the fool and you got yourself suspended for a week?

hmmmm.... No...."

All I can say is wow...just wow