BE CAREFULL WHEN YOU GO TO THE BEACH!!

NO ITS NOT JAWS
NO ITS NOT A OCTOPUS
NO ITS NOT A SEA MONSTER
NO ITS NOT A EVIL SAND MONSTER

Its a freaking horny dolphin that is trying to rape you!

June 5 — Swimmers have been warned to stay away from a sexually frustrated dolphin off an English seaside resort after it tried to lure unwary humans out to sea in a bid to mate with them.

The Times newspaper said on Tuesday that the bottlenose dolphin, nicknamed Georges, had arrived off Weymouth, Dorset, about two months ago after following a trawler across the Channel.

"This dolphin does get very sexually aggressive. He has already attempted to mate with some divers," U.S. marine mammal expert Ric O'Barry told the paper.
"When dolphins get sexually excited, they try to isolate a swimmer, normally female. They do this by circling around the individual and gradually move them away from the beach, boat or crowd of people."

O'Barry said the dolphin, which weighs an estimated 400 lbs (180 kg), would get very excited and rough and try to mate with the swimmer, possibly causing them to drown.

The dolphin also has a fascination for boat propellers and has been injured several times. But it has resisted attempts to move to less-populated waters, the paper said.

Since his arrival at Weymouth, Georges has become a major attraction at the seaside resort with thousands of people taking to the sea in boats to watch him play.a




many will ask why i posted this... Its because i know its summer time and alot of you are sexually frustrated too... and this just goes to show you even the dolphins need some every so often! there is hope for you, just drag a female into the water and maybe you her and the dolphin can have a 3 way!

This can also be considered a public safety notice, we all know no one likes to get bummed by a dolphin...

This can also also be considered something to laugh about... unless ur the one gettimg bummed!


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