*You've ever dreamt about source code.
*Your last 5 meals consisted of pizza and Mountain Dew.
*The sound of a keyboard clicking turns you on.
*The last time you got up prior to noon was in 1994.
*If(you_have_ever_written_email==this)
*You've gone 72 hours without sleep because "this stupid thing SHOULD compile!".
*When someone mentions "SATAN" you don't think of the devil.
*The case hasn't been on your computer since the day you bought it.
*You call 911 when your ISP goes down.
*You have a LAN in your living room.
*You've ever used the phrase "I love kickin puppies!" (Warez Puppies)
*Your lifelong dream is to get published in Bugtraq.
*Your ISP calls YOU for tech support.
*You think "Unix Wars" should be made into a movie.
*You've been obssesed with Sandra Bullock ever since "The Net" came out.
*You think your phone is tapped.
*Your phone IS tapped.
*You tapped your own phone just to see if you could.
*The amount of RAM you have is > your IQ.

That is courtesy of HappyHacker.org by Josh