I was calling to sign up with a new DSL provider. When the guy asked what operating system I was using, I said, "Linux." I was put on hold for five minutes, and then a supervisor came back and told me, "You can't use Linux to connect to the Internet. It's a hacker tool, anyway." I almost fell out of my chair.
LOL, thats pretty sad. Funny, but sad. THeres this and lots more that I found at http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/ The site is really big and will probably keep you occupied for a long time. Ok, ok, it isn't all funny, but much of it is. Go through the site, you'll find things you like.
Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
hehe
Her: "Yes, but on my Mac they were all over here on the right."
Me: "Well, by default, Windows arranges the columns on the left side."
Her: "But I'm right handed!"
LOL, thats one funny secretary.
A while ago I was received a call from a woman who said that Eudora Pro was showing her password. I found this to be strange, because when you type it in your password in Eudora, it displays asterisks. So when I went over to her office and looked at her desktop. She had renamed the Eudora Pro icon with her password.
Now SHE needs to visit a security site. Comb through the site! Enjoy!