Hey, I figured everybody already knew about this site, it is old, but still fun to read and look at. BTW I did a search for this, so if it is in AO somewhere, sorry about posting it twice.
http://www.mslinux.org
There is some really funny stuff, though unfortunately, it is really just one page and everything else is a link to another site, mostly links to microsoft.com
MS Linux Faces Competition
Microsoft has hired lawyers to attack it's own product line in an attempt to confuse the DOJ. This stunning new tactic shows great promise according to several Harvard Law professors, although many expressed confusion when questioned about the long term effects of this campaign.
Love that story, old, but still really funny.
With Microsoft Linux Enterprise Edition, you can create scalable multi-tier applications using our new Graphical User Interface command-Line Technology (GUILT)?
Lol, guilt, a good idea to name an MS product, they should be racked with it, giving us some new slightly less shoddy software every few years. I like MS, but, seriously, they should be experiencing guilt. I just had to reinstall win95, explorer.exe was corrupt! Geez.
We are now offering the MS Linux Introductory CD at a special introductory price of only $249.99 (plus shipping and handling), if you order before it ships.
Lol, I love that part. Imagine that, charging that much for linux. Could you imagine a linux distro selling for hundreds? I can't, for me, linux is all about the power, and how cheap the power is.
Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government has succeeded
Lol, I can imagine MS taking over small countries, with their hired army of goons.
ENJOY THE SITE!