BAGHDAD, Iraq - Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush should fight a duel to settle their differences and spare the Iraqi and American people the ravages of war.

Iraqi Vice President Taha Yassin Ramadan, who made the offer in an interview Thursday, said U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan would be the referee. The duel, he added, should be held on neutral territory.
This is what Ari Fleischer(Adminstration spokesman) had to say when questioned about the statement

I just want to point out that, in the past when Iraq had disputes, it invaded its neighbors. There were no duels, there were invasions. There was use of weapons of mass destruction and the military; that's how Iraq settles its disputes
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Who do you think would win if this UNLIKELY duel were to take place?



Edit: Apologiez to all the people that are getting sick of the whole war thing. I just found this hilarious