I was in a chat room today and some strangely named person entered the room and started mouthing off, I was quite impressed by my handling of the situation and amused most of the people in the room so i thought id post the conversation...

Here goes

(He enters the room)
him: HACK ME ****ERS.
me: Dan, pleasure to meet you.
him: NONE OF YOU ARE REAL H4X0RS.
me: No.
him: My IP is 276.345.231.142 (he did actually say summit like that)
Me: Ill bet your mothers proud
him: WELL COME ON THEN YOU STUPID ******* HACK ME
me: Does profanity make you feel big?
him: **** YOU **** STAIN
me: Believe it or not there are people in this room who happen to be younger than you are mentally and your language is out of order.
him: EXACTLY NONE OF YOU ARE HACKERS YOUR ALL LITTLE KIDS WHO PRETEND. ILL BET YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT SUB7 IS
him: ****
him: ****
him: ****
him: ****
him: ****
him: ****
him: ****
him: ****
him: ****
me: erm ok, your hard.
him: ****
him: ****
him: ****
him: ****
him: ****
him: HACK ME. PROVE YOUR WORTH ROOT MY BOX AS YOUR NAME SAYS
me: sigh
me: Why would i want to root your box, i spent good money so I could have my own.
everyone: lol
(him leaves the room)

I was proud of myself

But the thing that was most amusing was I was in a music channel which clearly stated so upon entering.