i was looking for some taoist material and ran across this. just HAD to share it.

http://www.edepot.com/taohumor.html

heres one of many:
The Tao is like a glob pattern:
used but never used up.
It is like the extern void:
filled with infinite possibilities.
It is masked but always present.
I don't know who built to it.
It came before the first kernel.