OK Acid you want to be scared (and since this thread is senseless rambling basically anyway)

If this doesn't scare you no Fright Night Thriller will:

A politician from Dade county winning the Presidency on a campaign of creating one national method for accurately tallying votes.

Congress disbanding because they admit that laws are actually passed by the Legislative branch of the gov.

Martha Stewart made president of the Security and Exchange Commission

Bill Gates appointed to head up the Open Source Committee

Arthur Anderson appointed as outside auditor to Social Security and United Way

Saddam Hussein to speak at the UN Council on Tolerance

George Bush to appear right after Saddam at the same council (Jerry Springer is Hosting the council)



Neg me if you want but it is meant in humor, which is more pertinent than this thread has been so far.