I was working as a Techie so 2 years back when I got this call from a guy saying his TV is not working. Very angry cause he just bought it. After a while I found out that the TV he was referring 2 was his Monitor, so... I asked him if the monitor is switched on, didn't how 2 so I told him how to coming back saying still not working-no display. Asked if the little light of the monitor is working he said NO! I then asked if the cable is plugged in and he replied:"I can not see" assuming that the computer is in a very difficult place 2 c the cables I then told him to follow the 2 cable's from the monitor to the pc and check 2 c if they r plugged in. All well and plugged in but no light on monitor, then I asked him if the pc is on and he replied how do I know if the pc is switched on? Look @ the light's..bla bla bla...he replied no lights were on. Then next question was is the pc plugged in he then replied:"I can not see" Follow the cable from pc to plug and c if plugged in, all well he said, Million dollar question was is the wallplug working, he replied as follows:"Of course the plug does work but we r currently experiencing a power failure"

whooooow.........Idiot!!!!!!