This was e-mailed to me, thought it was funny as hell

-- As seen on local news recently --

Donovan Mcnabb broke his ankle/ Eagles done for season? -
news coverage : approx 10 minutes

UN Resolution with Iraq/UN Inspectors finally allowed back into Iraq after 4 years -
news coverage : approx 7 minutes

North Korea angered by recent US threat to cease oil shipments
news coverage : approx 6 minutes