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A Mans wife has been in hospital, lying in a coma for 3 months now. A nurse was giving her her daily sponging, and she noticed that when she rubbed the sponge over her pubic region, the comatosed women twitched and moaned.

The nurse immediately notified the doctor and confirmed the finding. So the husband was called to the hospital.

"We believe we have found a way to revive your wife, and we think that oral sex may do the trick."

So the husband and wife are given a bit of privacy so he can test the doctors theory.

Half and hour later, the husband comes out crying. The doctors ask what is wrong?

"My wife is dead!" says the husband.

"Dead. How on earth did she die?" the doctor asks.

The husband replies, "She choked".