ok, as we all know, time is money:
time == money
and money is the root of all evil:
money == sqrt(evil) ==> money^2 == evil
of course, girls require both time and money:
girls == time x money
so by substitution:
girls == money x money == money^2
hence,
girls == evil
ok, this might have been posted before, but the search crapped itself on me
