My family is racked with calls from people soliciting phone calls. I got fed up with asking to be taken off the list so I decide to have some fun with them. One day a guy called and I asked his name and asked who his company was, if he was married (he said no, so I wanted to know if he was available, he said "no comment".)
I talked to him for a while and he kept teling me it wasn't any of my business. He got angry and hung up a few minutes later. About 2 days later the same guy called back and I was like " Hey! Whats up Chuck? (his name was Chuck you see). Got a girlfriend yet?. The guy said of s**t its you again and hung up. It was so funny. My friend and I had an idea for a prank on a telemarketer hasn't called us in a while (I swear they give each other info). Here's how it goes: tele-hello! how are you?
me : is this the suicide hotline? I knew you guys would call back. My girlfriend broke up with me and I just can't go on. I just wanna die! ( audible cocking of a gun) . I'm gonna go now. (KABOOM!)
tele- sir sir are you there?
me- Yes I missed. Hang on I need to reload. (click)
If you have any stories or ideas please feel free to tell me.