Completely unsecurity related (sorry), but I wondered if anyone knew a decent cure for static. My secretary now refuses to come in my office since I got her last week, she handed me a document and got a really nasty hit from my fingers (although it did teach her an important lesson about emailing things rather than hammering on my door).

I crash....well everything actually, I'm banned from the server room at work, have to wear cotton gloves and wristbands - for normal use - and I frequently trip out light switches casting my colleagues into darkness (they like it - it helps them sleep).

I have no carpets so it's not that, I'm not rubbing myself with balloons in my sleep or anything *that would just be weird* so I have no idea what's causing it. Anybody know how to stop this, the *electric personality* jokes are wearing thin.


Rachel