(In honour of my recent qualification I thought I'd post this).

At the height of a really busy project, the project manager, the hardware engineer and a software engineer decide to take a walk down the beach. In the sand they see a glint and on investigation find a small brass lamp.

Jokingly they rub the lamp and are amazed when a genie jumps out:

Genie: "Hi there, normally I'd give you three wishes but since there's three of you I'm afraid it's just one wish each."

The three look at each other and smile.

Hardware engineer: "Okay, I want to be a millionaire on a tropical island with seven lingerie models, all of whom adore me."

Poof! The engineer is gone.

The software engineer goes next: "I want to be a billionaire, on a yacht, with 25 lingerie models, all of whom adore me."

Poof the software engineer is also gone, leaving the project manager and the genie alone on the sand.

The project manager grins: "I'd like them both back at their desks after lunch."