America fights back against masturbation

President Bush is proud to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in America. Conceived and championed by the revered Republican think tank Americans for Purity, "Operation Infinite Purity" is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from American soil by the year 2005.

So what do you think... should we all stop choking the chicken for a better tomorrow


btw the entire http://www.whitehouse.org site is hilarious IMHO