Spending more time cursing your code than writing it? Well now there's an answer. ********** will help you get back that precious time by converting your foul words into code.
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This language contains strong... erm.. language.
Unsuitable for minors.
Worthy of an adult certificate.

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This is the strangest and funniest programming language I have ever seen. It is close to Assembler as it only has eight instructions. Here's half of them:
Code:
f**k      Increment the pointer.
s**g      Decrement the pointer.
b**b      Increment the byte at the pointer. 
t**s      Decrement the byte at the pointer.