1. You can have more then one beer at a time
2. You can get the size beer you want even a long neck
3. A beer won't give you whisker burns
4. You can suck a beer all night long if you want
5. A beer doesn't have to be hard to be good
6. You don't have to finish a beer in 1 minute you can take as long as you want
7. A beer doesn't expect you to be true while you run around
8. A beer satisfies you EVERY TIME
9. A beer is always there when you want it
10 If you pour a beer correctly you can have as big of a head as you want
11. It takes a long time for a beer to go flat
12. Even after you pop your beers top you can still have a long stiff one
13. Beers don't expect you to be faithful and never ask is there another beer
14. You can have a quick beer on your lunch hour
15. If you want to change beer you don't have to get a lawyer.


If you like this joke give me some AO points. Lmao. Later, -Twisted-