10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so
glad you asked because no one these days seems to care,
and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up,
my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."

Very Good Twisted that quote has to be one of the funniest things that i ve ever heard. Lmao too bad you got banned you had some of the funniest jokes that ive ever read.