A pilot, the President and Michael Jackson are on a plane with a bunch of schoolkids. The pilot informs Michael and the President that they are going to crash and die, and that they must evacuate the plane immediately.. but there are only 3 parachutes. The pilot doesnt waste any time, grabs his parachute and jumps. The president goes to jump when he is interupted by Michael Jackson; "What about the kids?? Must we leave these precious creatures to die?!"
"Screw the kids", replied the President.
Michael Jackson paused for a second, then after much thought said:
"Do we have time?"