not a tech joke but yet another chicken !


> >Why did the chicken cross the road?
> >
> >
> >
> >SAEED AL SAHAF - (Iraqi Head of Information)
> >
> >The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication.
We
do
> >not even have a chicken.
> >
> >
> >
> >GEORGE W BUSH
> >
> >We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
if
the
> >chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for
us
or
> >against us. There is no middle ground
> >
> >
> >
> >COLIN POWELL
> >
> >Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image
of
> >the chicken crossing the road.
> >
> >
> >
> >TONY BLAIR
> >
> >I agree with George.
> >
> >
> >
> >HANS BLIX
> >
> >We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
been
> >allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
> >
> >
> >
> >DR SEUSS
> >
> >Did the chicken cross the road?
> >
> >Did he cross it with a toad?
> >
> >Yes, the chicken crossed the road.
> >
> >But why it crossed I've not been told.
> >
> >
> >
> >MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
> >
> >I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without
> >having their motives called into question.
> >
> >
> >
> >GRANDPA
> >
> >In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told
> >us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
> >
> >
> >
> >RIKKI LAKE
> >
> >Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
the
> >chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
> >experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish
its
dream
> >of crossing the road.
> >
> >
> >
> >JOHN LENNON
> >
> >Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in
peace.
> >
> >
> >
> >ARISTOTLE
> >
> >It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> >
> >
> >
> >KARL MARX
> >
> >It was an historic inevitability.
> >
> >
> >
> >RONALD REAGAN
> >
> >What chicken?
> >
> >
> >
> >SIGMUND FREUD
> >
> >The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road
> >reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> >
> >
> >
> >BILL GATES
> >
> >eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
> >important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet
explorer
is
> >an integral part of eChicken.
> >
> >
> >
> >ALBERT EINSTEIN
> >
> >Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
the
> >chicken?
> >
> >
> >
> >BILL CLINTON
> >
> >What is your definition of chicken?
> >
> >
> >
> >THE BIBLE
> >
> >And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU
SHALT
> >CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken dids't cross the road, and there
was
rejoicing.
> >
> >
> >
> >COLONEL SANDERS
> >
> >Did I miss one?
> >
> >
> >
> >HOMER SIMPSON
> >
> >Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n!