Well, it has come to this. I am not afraid and you should not be. I am not as the infidel Bush suggested, the former Iraqi Information Minister.

We are conquering the bastard Linux as we speak, the open source infidels are committing suicide at the very borders of Redmond. And Gates be praised we will encourage them to do so.

Our forces are gathering in Orem, led by the courageous SCO group and will crush the invading IBM, verily I tell you. Open source will roast in the fires of hell.