I am sure you have all heard of the hackers manifesto by the Mentor ? for those of you that havent then check yourslef for a pulse ! or just visit http://manifestopost.com/famous/mentor.html

Well i have lets say Hacked it and done my own for your amusement.

The lack of Conscience in a Politician
by
Geepod

Another one lied today, it's all over the papers. "Prime Minister to Reform health Service", "Budget to benefit pensioners and reduce taxes"...
Damn lying twats. They're all alike.
But did they, in there single brain cell psychology and 1920's no common sense brain,
ever take a look at the people? Did they ever wonder what
it was like to live under a dictatorship, what minimum wage is really like to live on, what its like to believe in a bunch of liars?
I am a Politician, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I think I am smarter than most of
the other kids, this stuff they teach me confuses me because I am so dumb ...
but I do love my teacher. Were all alike.
I'm in private school that costs 100k a year from Daddy. I've listened to teachers explain
for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I just dont understand it. "No, Ms.
Smith, I didn't show my work, because I am too dumb but would love to be your pet. ..."
Damn lying cheating brown nose ****. Probably couldn’t even of copied it. Were all alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a that people trust me. Wait a second, this is
cool. They believe what I want them too. If I am found to be lying I will just blame someone else, it's because I
have no conscience. Not because I would feel bad...
Or feel threatened by them...
Its because I'm a smart ass...
And I will rule the world one day…
Damn silver spoon snobby lying future dictator. All i do is lie. Were all alike.
And then it happened... one day I grew up (allegedly) and lied my way into parliament and now the government trusts me as do the people
"This is it... this is where I belong..."
I pretend to like everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to
them, may never hear from them again... I know them all..
. You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been silver spoon-fed knowledge and morals at school when we hungered for just power and money... the morals and scruples I did pick up I soon lost when I became a politician.
This is our world now... the world of deceit and corruption, the
beauty of power and money. We are all profiteering gluttons, and
you call us criminals, of course we are. We lie... and you call us criminals, yes we are. We don’t care about you... and you call us criminals, yes we are. We exist with skin colour,
with nationality, with religious bias... and you call us criminals, of course we are.
We build atomic bombs, We wage wars, We murder, cheat, and lie to you
and try to make you believe it's for your own good, yet we're the criminals, you’re damn right we are suckers.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of deceit and lies. My crime is
that of not caring what you the people say and think.
My crime is that thinking I am better than you, something that you will never forgive me for.

I am a Politician, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual,
but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.

Politics=Poli (poly means many and Tic=blood sucking leech
Diplomacy just means corrupt power politics and democracy just means you have the right to choose who will decide everything for you whether you like it or not