I heard this one along time ago but in a little different way my daugther had email this one to me today enjoy!!!

Husband and wife

married man left work early one Friday afternoon.
Instead of going home, he squandered the weekend and his
paycheck partying with the boys, never calling his wife.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into
a furious wife. After a couple of hours of yelling and
screaming his wife asked, "How would you like it if you
didn't see me for a couple of days?" He responded, "That
would suit me just fine!"

So, Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same result.
By Thursday, the swelling went down enough so that he
could see her a little... just out of the corner of his
left eye.