I know this doesn't really have anything to do with computer security, or even computers, security, birds & bees, etc., but here goes.

I had a random thought the other day. It went like this: "I need skates."

I asked myself, "What?!", to which the reply came: "I need skates. Inline skates."

As crazy as that sounds, it gets crazier. "I need skates. Inline skates. With WHEELS!"

So, now I need skates.

I'm wondering if anyone else has had a similar experience, and if anyone can give me some advice on what to look for in skates. If so, you are one of the coolest people ever (except for me, as the little voice in my head keeps reminding me: "No one else is as cool as you."... Maybe it's my long-ignored ego or something *shrug*).

Anyhoo, help me out! Before this voice . . . strangles me or something.