So Good Morning, I thought in my ever present need to not be bored, I will write something for all your eyes to see.

Ok here we go.
The Un-Uber, Uber

I wake up at about 5:30. Supposedly through the underground there should be a little challenge for a couple of us today. What challenge I ask myself, you know the one involving computers. Of course I think to myself, I commonly ask myself questions to make sure that I am feeling all right. So I jump on IRC and find out the War begins at about 1:00 pm. I think to myself, so everyone can wake up. So I think is it worth it. Is the Jail sentence, the long hours, the ever-constant reading, the enclosed life? Is it worth all worth it, what do I actually get from it. By now I am actually asking myself what I am talking about, so I finally say it. THE HACK. It is the simple opportunity to make some of the greatest (and at the times dumbest) minds feel stupid. To prove that in this war I am the general and I am the one with the power. I am no terrorist, I am a Hero this is what I tell myself. But why? Why is it that I ended up with a PC instead of a Gun or Basketball? I don’t know I can recall the first time I was about 10 and I was at home on my Pc and I saw this little hidden program. I didn’t know why, but I was attracted to this program I wanted to know how it worked what it was. So after about 2 and half years I found out. It was a Trojan. I don’t quite know how it got there but the guy that put it there didn’t like me for long. I used his own script to get access to his computer. Those bankcard numbers on his Pc were kind of useful. I posted them to website he wasn’t happy. So we called a truce.

So at about 10:30 I decide that for the challenge I will write a Script. I write myself a quick script that will send a keylogger to all people that are in the site. That could be useful, I think to myself. So after a while I go back on to IRC and some Script is running his mouth about how much of a Uber he is, I think I need a little warm up. So I get a direct connection to him and we talk for a while and then he Pings me. PING PING PING how dare he be some lame as to PING me for his hack. I was so pissed. I sent the little dildo a Virus, but not just any Virus this one is a little special every time you Ping you delete a Area of your registry or Rm -rf. The part that made me madest about this entire thing was that the little girl was running Windows ME. I can’t believe it, what was that someone just got Root access on my Box. **** what is going on I get ready to unhook for the Net and start searching. What the there is a Trojan 12345 on my system. **** I guess that little girl with ME was actu **** my own virus just hit me how the ****. I don’t understand what happended. Who is Ubner15? I am getting killed what just happened to me. My Mandrake box is going down. ****. What is going on?

In our next issue will the Uber Hax0r get help? Will he get brought to his knees by Ubner15?

Ok I know it was short just wanted to see if people liked it if you guys like it let me know and I will finish but if not I will keep the other half on my Pc. I guess we will see.

Whizkid2300