"April, who created the universe?" the teacher asked. When April didn't stir, little Johnny, sitting behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April
"Very good," said the teacher, and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our lord and SAviour?"
April didn't stir from her slumber so Johnny came to the rescue and *****ed her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted April and went back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted,
"If you stick that thing in me one more time I"LL KILL YOU!"