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BODY MEETING
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> >All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
> >was the one in charge.
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> >"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's
> >systems, so without me nothing would happen".
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> >"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
> >over so without me you'd all waste away."
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> >"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and
> >give all of you energy."
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> >"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body
> >wherever it needs to go."
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> >"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see
> >where it goes."
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> >"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
> >waste removal."
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> >All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a
> >huff, he shut down tight.
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> >Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
> >bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was
> >toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
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> >The Moral of the story?
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> >The ******* is usually in charge.
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