q:what is better than winning gold at the Disabled Olympics?
a:walking.

q:What's blue and roots old people?
a:Hypothermia

q:What is the definition of making love?
a:Something a women does while a guy is bonking her

q:What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
a:Gonorrhoea

q:how do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?
a:Marry it

q:what's a mixed feeling?
a:seeing your mother-in-law backing of a cliff in your new car

q:what's the height of conceit?
a:having an orgasm and calling out your own name

q:what's the definition of macho?
a:jogging home from your own vasectomy

q:how can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
a:the cake jumps out of the girl

q:what's the difference of the G-spot and a golf ball?
a:a guy will actually search for a golf ball.

q:how do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
a:look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

q:why is divorce so expensive?
a:because it's worth it.