A BEAUTIFUL, voluptuous women went to a gynaecologist who took one look at her and lost all his professionalism.
He stroked her thigh, and asked, "Do you know what i'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormities."
"That's right," said the doctor.
He fondled her breasts. "Do you know what i'm doing now?"
"Yes," the women said, "You're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he started having sex with her.
He asked, "Do you know what i'm doing now?"
"Yes," she said, smiling, "You're getting herpes, which is why i came here in the first place."