After a long night of making love a guy rolls over and looks around his girl's room when he notices a framed picture of another man on the night stand by the bed. Naturally, the guy begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he enquires, picking up the photo.
"No, silly," she coos, snuggling up closer and draping a leg over his.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asks.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling at his ear and caressing his chest.
"Well, who is he then?" Demands the bewildered guy.
"That's me before the surgery."