Gore,
I lost my Diablo 2 Battle Net hack - I mean cd key. I called Blizzard and they told me to f@ck off because I am luzor. The dog ate my CD case and choked to death so I can't get it from the case. The little bastard is still rotting underneith my pile of stanky old papst blue ribbon cans.
I called blizzard again and they banned my ip from battle.net because I am too good for all of them. Do you have a cd key since no one belives me? Please.... I'll give you .0000045693 greenies!
