I'm still seriously hope this is a joke. I couldn't stop laughing. There's a line where overkill starts, this post is miles beyond overkill. I can see security, yes, but this is retarded.

Pirogoeth: You say this doesn't affect your daily functionality? I have issues with changing my passwords once a month on certain systems...Unless you tell someone your password, changing your BIOS password won't make a difference. If it's stolen, they have it, they can sit and try and crack it forever, if it's not stolen, you have it and it's in your possession. Either way you are the only one who knows the password. Having to have a specific combination of keys held down, again an inconvenience. I normally hit my power button and walk away from my PC, as do several people I know. Locking down your laptop in your own home? Go commit yourself, get some help. 5 x 512 encryption?? useless and rediculous. I agree with whoever mentioned the kiddie porn, you have something highly illegal on there and are worried about being busted if you are going to all these trouble. I'd suggest stepping away from the computer, picking up the phone and calling the men in white.