hey i need a two page story for english ... and i know gore and whizkid and zombieman are smart and know how to create funny , BLODDY, stories. so anyone if you could do me a favor and write something for me or if you do not want to write the whole 2 page story just give me the beginnign but if you want to go crazy ...i need a story how the HACKER came to be ... how god created the hacker first ..then the black hat and the white hat and they got into a fight and the one killed the other so if you could make it bloody and nasty and funny i would appriciate it with some greenies ...tx everyone...