A Qantas passenger cabin is being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who manages to put everyone into a good mood as he dispenses food and drinks.
As the plane prepares to descend, he comes swishing down the aisle and announces to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey asked me to tell you that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather exotic-looking women hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, "He says to her.
"I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turns her head and says,
"In my country, i am called a princess. I take orders from no one."
"Well, sweet cheeks," says the attendant,
"In my country i'm called a queen which means i outrank you. Put the damn tray up, bi**ch."

Cheers
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